What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:16
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
How were cows used in ancient India?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.